"You don't reason with a lightning bolt or negotiate with a hurricane" -J.D. Horn
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kyleehenke:

i have reports of my icon appearing both blurred and un-blurred. Schrödinger’s blog

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4 weeks ago / 550 / source / reblog

umbronydraws:

you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅

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incorrect-into-the-spiderverse:

All of the Spider-People: Can I get an uncle?? Can I PLEASE get an uncle???

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Anonymous asked:
WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?!

shouutotodoroki:

lynchbrothers:

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r-rebecca, it’s not what you think!

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I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH

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attendance:

mmwtmx:

attendance:

so last week I reposted the money dog hoping money would come my way and guess what… IT WORKED!

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the very next day I found the most amazing website. they will literally pay you to take quizzes like the ones on buzzfeed (for market research or some shit.) I know that they’re legit bc I already received my first $20 via paypal, BLESS U MONEY DOG 😭 I only spent like an hour taking quizzes so I couldn’t be happier

WELL WHATS THE WEBSITE DROP A LINK

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whoops you can sign up here! the website is called survey junkie

to people asking for proof it’s real, here’s the paypal money they sent me

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kyungsootrash120:

dad joke of the century is junmyeon naming his ig account juncotton, because cotton in korean is myeon

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gay-bananamancer:

eggcup:

hmm? what’s that? oh, you don’t like my seeds? *evolves into a fruit that bears no seeds but is now a monoculture that is especially susceptible to pests and disease* how about that idiot 

Don’t vague post about bananas you scum

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sandersstudies:

waywardsignns:

ruptorune:

Please don’t fucking log off tumblr on the 17th as a protest. All that’s going to do is give tumblr more reason to shut this place down because of revenue loss.

Please don’t fucking log off tumblr on the 17th as a protest. All that’s going to do is give tumblr more reason to shut this place down because of revenue loss.

This is blatantly untrue

Companies do not experience one day of revenue loss and pull the plug, destroying years of work and firing dozens if not hundreds of employees.

Companies which experience loss in revenue and consumer interest make investments and changes in order to regain their users/customers. That’s why organized protests and boycotts WORK. Tumblr will NOT go down after one bad day or week, but they might be willing to listen to its userbase if we put up an organized protest. (If you don’t believe me, think about how long sites like MySpace and Google+ hang around with fractions of their previous user base, often for years.)

Yahoo paid over one billion dollars for Tumblr, and the website will not go offline because of a one-day event, so in conclusion,

DO log off on December 17th to show Tumblr that you disapprove of its recent content ban and clumsy execution of censorship.

Please reblog this version of the post to stop the spread of misinformation.

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nelaime:

2019, pls hurt me less this time 

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thoradvice:

🌹 a flower for everyone not feeling their best today

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suspention:

you’re doing just fine don’t worry about it, be confident and enjoy the world

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